Our "Biker Groove Lube Lotion™" is one of our finest lotions to date. Composed of rich organic macadamia nut oil, shea butter, extra virgin olive oil and other exotic ingredients, this promises to be the most delicious lotion you ever poured out of a beer bottle. 

Choose from our original fragrances or tons of new ones. Use drop box to select:

"BEER" - as close as it gets to a fragrance that smells like your favorite beverage. A manly scent, but women like it too!

"WEED" - Pure Patchouli essential oil. A bit soporific, this fragrance may make you dream a bit vividly. Please refrain from driving after use.

"HERB" - our finest Bulgarian Lavender essential oil. Somewhat heady, but takes on a fine patina with age.

"JAILBAIT" - wild cherry, of course, with a dash of almond. Bail, Bond, and Attorney not included.

"BORN2BWILD" - an invigorating wake up call before you hit the road the morning after an exhausting evening. Full of musk and pheromones.

"SMOKIN CITRUS" -hot and cool all at the same time. The absolute limit in the perfect citrus blend.

Price: $8.99